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Michael Jackson

June 25th, 2009 · Comments Off

The Web Collapses Under the Weight of Michael Jackson’s Death
Would have been a fitting end, had he broken the internet on his way out. He probably earned it.

Here are my thoughts on Michael –

TMZ was the hero of the day today.  That’s sad.  If there ever is to be, historically, a day that journalism died, people will look back and remember today as TMZ held on to the MJ death, and every other news agency balked and waited.  I hope TMZ is wrong one day…so wrong that it destroys them.  But today is not that day.  Today is the day Harvey Levin picks up his grande water bottle for his cameras and whiteboard, and smug his way to millions of more dollars in advertising.

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Everybody in the world knows Michael Jackson. From Botswana to Belarus, there are 9-year old kids on YouTube (from recent uploads, mind you) moonwalking with a white glove and red-zippered jacket utilizing the choreography from MJ’s heyday. They think it’s hip and new and cool — and that’s fine.

It’s fine because you can talk to 99 percent of the population on this planet, mention Michael Jackson and make a connection. Start something. Share a moment. That’s amazing to me. I don’t know how to say “How’s the weather?” in 192 different and distinct languages. I DO know, however, how to say, “Michael Jackson” in English. Even in 2009, that’s enough to start a conversation, connect. Every time we connect with another human being it means we’re not as alone as we thought and not as scared as we thought. That’s important.

From the first “You’re so gay you like Michael Jackson” joke on the 4th grade playground that I heard, to an hour ago when I read “His last request was to ask if he could be moved to the children’s ward,” MJ was at least a conversation starter, a chance to relate and a moment to share. From his moonwalk on Motown’s anniversary show to the Thriller album being in every household in America in the 80’s (Seriously. Close your eyes. Open that Thriller album with your mind. Do you see Michael and that tiger? I do), he was as loved and respected as he was mocked. He was a genuine talent. And a nut job. And he took a chimp to the Grammys. And Brooke Shields. And hung out with Emmanuel Lewis. And Corey Feldman. And wore military garb as if he was the general of dance.

And bought the Elephant Man’s bones or something.

As human beings we seem to continually move away from each other, stare at our computers in solitude, watch, read, experience and choose to pay attention to more and more segmented and niche experiences. But as we do that and move further and further apart from each other, we can always look back at the last 30 years and have Michael. When Michael was on network TV we all watched. When he had a Pepsi commercial we were all there. When he was accused of…well, you know—we all saw. When MJ was in his heyday, there was never 900 different TV channels, 1000 different podcasts and 4 million different ways to click on “Michael Jackson” on Google search.

We had the water cooler, the dinner table, the classroom, the playground and the backyard bbq.

So, for better or for worse, there will never be another MJ. The jokes will continue, we’ll laugh together, we’ll mock together. We’ll kinda feel better about ourselves. Let’s thank him for that. He made a few bucks off us but he paid for it in many, many ways.

So, as we almost break the internet discussing his passing, crack each other up with jokes at his expense, and yet also share our favorite songs and moments and recount his God-given abilities as a songwriter, musician, dancer and performer – however we do it, it’s ok, because as long as we’re still talking and sharing with each other in 2009 as everything seems to be falling around us…it’s a good thing.

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Links of the day – June 17

June 17th, 2009 · Comments Off

CyberWar Guide to Iran Election

Too Poor To Make the News
“But the outlook is not so cozy when we look at the effects of the recession on a group generally omitted from all the vivid narratives of downward mobility — the already poor, the estimated 20 percent to 30 percent of the population who struggle to get by in the best of times. This demographic, the working poor, have already been living in an economic depression of their own. From their point of view “the economy,” as a shared condition, is a fiction.”


New Bob and David Interview

I once handed David Cross two beers backstage at the UCB Theater in LA when I was interning. He was thankful and ok. I’ve heard worse stories. He doesn’t suffer fools glady…or journalists…or people…or fans.


PETA Not Happy With Obama Fly-Killer

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Links for Saturday, June 13, 2009

June 13th, 2009 · Comments Off

Respect the Phil (Collins)

Realtime Coverage of Twitter/Blogosphere/Flickr in Iran

What Makes us Happy?
Fascinating read on decades-long study of happiness and satisfaction of Ivy League grads

http://www.foodincmovie.com/

Banksy’s Secret Art Show

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Am I Back?

June 11th, 2009 · Comments Off

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Official Program for the Olympic Games!

August 17th, 2008 · Comments Off

I was at the 99 Cent Only store this afternoon, hoping to find a great deal on some canned eggplant and/or horchata, when I noticed this little gem of a deal beckoning me near the entrance of the store.

Now, at first glance, I thought, “That’s a great idea. Re-selling the Beijing Olympic Opening Ceremony program is a novel way to remember the event, and purchase a historical treasure that can be kept for years to come.”

And what a steal. 99 cents! I mean, surely the face value of such an item should be more than a dollar.

At further inspection, however, I realized that the program was…

…wait for it.

…THE 1984 LOS ANGELES OLYMPIC GAMES OFFICIAL PROGRAM.

…24 years ago. When Dynasty was still on the air.

…Mint condition. A stack of them.

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The Spirited Olympics

August 12th, 2008 · No Comments

Let me quickly debunk all these ‘controversies’ that are beginning to gain traction at the games this year.Then I’ll get serious.

Lip Synching at Opening Ceremonies

Hey, you ever see the video for C+C Music Factory’s ‘Gonna Make You Sweat’? The girl in the video wailing — gorgeous. The woman that actually sang on the record that was completely shut out of the video — gorgeously talented

I’m not trying to equate the 2008 Beijing Olympic Opening Ceremony to a C+C Music Factory music video, but both had a great impact in my life. I would never have been able to do that fifth push-up during Presidential Physical Fitness Testing in high school, if not for Mr. C, Mrs. C. and their music factory.

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Dear Motorola Headset

July 21st, 2008 · 2 Comments

Hey, Motorola Bluetooth ear set. Psst. Sorry, did I wake you? Were you charging? I thought your light was flickering light blue, not red, so I thought it’d be cool. if you’re charging, I can come back.

It’s cool? Cool.

Hey. I just wanted to know if we could talk for a bit. Turns out that, as of a few days ago, I no longer can hold my physical phone handset up to my ear whilst driving in the State of California. I mean, you can still suck down a 24 ounce coffee, and hold a mug-shaped can of Doritos Cool Ranch mini-triangles in between watching episodes of Gilmore Girls on your Ipod while you merge on the 405 after a long day. I mean, in theory, it sounds like a good idea.

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News of the Week

July 12th, 2008 · No Comments

Homeland Security Expresses Interest in Passenger Stun Bracelet

Umm. Hmm. Let me see. Throughout my flying experiences, I’ve not even been given the correct beverage, luggage, or gate information on a regular basis by airlines and government agencies. Now they want me to put on a bracelet that can possibly incapacitate me worse than ‘an electronic dog collar’? Airports can’t even keep their bathrooms clean! I’ve never seen a TSA employee smile. Now, all I have to do is give the wrong look, or take off my shoes wrong, and I get with 400 volts of juice? No thanks, I’ll Amtrack it.

‘Wire’ Creators New Pilot Deals With Katrina Aftermath

Apple Bungles its iPhone 3G Launch
You know, it’s nice to see Apple humbled. Apple blah blah great blah blah awesome blah blah never messes up blah blah better than you blah blah…guess what!? All your bricks are belong to apple!!! Good.

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WALL-E

July 4th, 2008 · No Comments

I saw WALL-E today. I haven’t been to the movies in months. Indiana Jones – never saw it, Iron Man, couldn’t do it, Hulk…no thanks. The first movie that got me out my chair and to the theatre this summer: WALL-E.

The reason being: Pixar doesn’t make bad movies. They just don’t. I never thought a movie about trash-gathering robots would make me tear up, but it did.

I loved it.

WALL-E

A LOT OF SPOILERS AHEAD..BE WARNED.
STOP READING IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE MOVIE YET.

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Dmitri

June 27th, 2008 · No Comments

I can’t help it. I know it’s all over the place…but it’s so funny.

Also…it’s been rumored that the voicemail could be viral marketing…so what if it is? It’s great.

Dmitri’s Voice Message to Olga

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