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		<title>Comment on The Hospital Story by Harry</title>
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		<dc:creator>Harry</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Aug 2010 04:49:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I stumbled on the term &quot;appendixless son&quot; in your posting.  I thought I coined the term!  I left home for college in 1963.  As luck would have it, I became appendixless just before Thanksgiving.  My parents were overseas, and it wasn&#039;t practical for either of them to visit me at the time.  It was just as well.  I had friends and other relatives in the area.  When I went home for the Christmas holidays, just on the spur of the moment I greeted my mother with the words &quot;Remember me?  I&#039;m your appendixless son!&quot;  We all had a little laugh at that.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I stumbled on the term &#8220;appendixless son&#8221; in your posting.  I thought I coined the term!  I left home for college in 1963.  As luck would have it, I became appendixless just before Thanksgiving.  My parents were overseas, and it wasn&#8217;t practical for either of them to visit me at the time.  It was just as well.  I had friends and other relatives in the area.  When I went home for the Christmas holidays, just on the spur of the moment I greeted my mother with the words &#8220;Remember me?  I&#8217;m your appendixless son!&#8221;  We all had a little laugh at that.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Dear Motorola Headset by Booba</title>
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		<dc:creator>Booba</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 20:28:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I like your new site Boobps.  Caught up on all the entries.  I live with the funny but it&#039;s never enough.  It&#039;s almost TOO much.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I like your new site Boobps.  Caught up on all the entries.  I live with the funny but it&#8217;s never enough.  It&#8217;s almost TOO much.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Dear Motorola Headset by Sky Wilson</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sky Wilson</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 08:32:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Craig... I cannot tell you how often you make my gut hurt, but my day so bright! I just cannot even tell you how much you make my sides ache, my cheeks sore, and my husband chuckle.... So, consider yourself my morning cup&#039;o&#039;joe with a smile, and thank you for being so damned funny! The world doesn&#039;t deserve you, but it sure does need you!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Craig&#8230; I cannot tell you how often you make my gut hurt, but my day so bright! I just cannot even tell you how much you make my sides ache, my cheeks sore, and my husband chuckle&#8230;. So, consider yourself my morning cup&#8217;o'joe with a smile, and thank you for being so damned funny! The world doesn&#8217;t deserve you, but it sure does need you!</p>
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		<title>Comment on 2007 Grammy Awards (most of them) by Inez</title>
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		<dc:creator>Inez</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jul 2008 17:01:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>funfuckinghilarious! please continue!

Babycakes
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>funfuckinghilarious! please continue!</p>
<p>Babycakes<br />
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		<title>Comment on A Beginner&#8217;s Guide to Commuting on the Metro by Craig</title>
		<link>http://www.craigbates.com/wp/?p=194&#038;cpage=1#comment-14540</link>
		<dc:creator>Craig</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 18:13:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>No...it&#039;s worth it!!!  You gotta do it at least once...!  To tell your grandkids about it!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No&#8230;it&#8217;s worth it!!!  You gotta do it at least once&#8230;!  To tell your grandkids about it!</p>
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		<title>Comment on A Beginner&#8217;s Guide to Commuting on the Metro by Chris</title>
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		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 15:51:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I was really thinking of taking the bus to work but now Im starting to have second thoughts.

Thanks!!

And welcome back to the blogging world.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was really thinking of taking the bus to work but now Im starting to have second thoughts.</p>
<p>Thanks!!</p>
<p>And welcome back to the blogging world.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Worst. Commencement. Speech. Ever. by Nick</title>
		<link>http://www.craigbates.com/wp/?p=197&#038;cpage=1#comment-14535</link>
		<dc:creator>Nick</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 04:37:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That was so freekin&#039; hilarious man!  {whisper} - burgerking bathroom.  Well done.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That was so freekin&#8217; hilarious man!  {whisper} &#8211; burgerking bathroom.  Well done.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Super Tuesday Honesty by Nick</title>
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		<dc:creator>Nick</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2008 03:13:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey &quot;Triangle Head&quot;!  I voted for Romney. Not Grampa John.  Second, ... well I really have no second... but it would have been a really great second. Turns out I could have voted Obama in the blank section by writing his name.  I&#039;ll know next time.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey &#8220;Triangle Head&#8221;!  I voted for Romney. Not Grampa John.  Second, &#8230; well I really have no second&#8230; but it would have been a really great second. Turns out I could have voted Obama in the blank section by writing his name.  I&#8217;ll know next time.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Super Tuesday Honesty by CURTIS "AMERICA/USA" RAINSBERRY</title>
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		<dc:creator>CURTIS "AMERICA/USA" RAINSBERRY</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2008 03:38:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Why dont you go vote for Tony Blair or something...</description>
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		<title>Comment on Hits, Hits, and More Hits by Nick</title>
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		<dc:creator>Nick</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jan 2008 02:57:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Idaho!!! Dude, what&#039;s in Idaho?  Dude! Besides the obvious? Ohhhh, got it. 

 &quot;It&#039;s not your fault... Craig, It&#039;s not your fault... {pause, quietly spoken} It&#039;s not your fault...&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Idaho!!! Dude, what&#8217;s in Idaho?  Dude! Besides the obvious? Ohhhh, got it. </p>
<p> &#8220;It&#8217;s not your fault&#8230; Craig, It&#8217;s not your fault&#8230; {pause, quietly spoken} It&#8217;s not your fault&#8230;&#8221;</p>
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