Dave Chappelle showed up at the Comedy Store last night in LA. I think he’ll be fine.
Britney Spears showed up at an AM/PM mini mart in Baker to buy a pack of kools and a pack of Sno-Balls. She might not be fine. Seriously…I can’t wait for the Britney and Kevin: Chaotic season 1 to come out on DVD. It will end up in the bargain bin with Collision Course and Ski Patrol within hours of release. But, the cool part of the dvd set is the bonus features:
* An hour of extra Britney pig faces
* Extended interviews with Ugly Personal Assistant, Bodyguard, and Gay Asian Stylist
* Where are they Now: Britney & Kevin
* “How to Properly Hotbox a Newport” Federline shows you how to smizoke the cancer stiziks realy fizast
* Two hours of Britney and Kevin reading “Love is…” cartoons hopped up on Kettle one and Meister_Brau.
* Never Before Seen Britney Pregnant Huge Titty Footage
The sad thing is, I like Britney. She’s never had a proper childhood and she honestly thinks she’s doing the right thing by taking control of her life and making all her decisions herself. I respect her…she’s just dead wrong about every decision she’s made in the last eighteen months.
Hey Tivo…when I ask you to record “The Daily Show,” do me a favor…DON’T RECORD ALL TEN SHOWINGS OF THE SAME SHOW ON THE SAME DAY. Seriously, you’re smarter than that buddy. If you can search through every program on my cable and tell me when and where KIRK CAMERON appears, surely you can tell the Daily Show is a repeat.
…I’m sorry we fought TIVO.
New favorite movie line of ALL TIME (SPOILER ALERT)”
DOE-EYED LITTLE BRITISH BOY: “But Master Skywalker, dere are too many of dem…what do we do?
CUT TO: Light Saber opening.
CLOSE UP ON DOE-EYED BRITISH BOY
Will Ferrel’s on Oprah today…
I miss Chris Farley and Phil Hartman.
ok…I’m going to masturbate to Fitness Celebrity John Basedow and go to bed now. Those highlights…damn…
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